My Trip to the Emergency Room
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old
Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my
shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the
people got up and left. I guess they decided that they
weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my
waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time
you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV; it saved me 5 hours.
And the Laundromat... three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's; the whole crew got up
and left and l never got my order