An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in
an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the
living room with the father, mother and the girl and tells them: "Good
morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her
because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all
costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach
house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000
bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and
a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You try again."