ROFL,thats too funny :D, but im 1 with an odd sense of humor too.
and I must really admit, id rather it be in the floor where it can be mopped than on the toilet seat for me to sit on in the middle of the night lol
i love the apron idea :D also thought of a small wall hanging for behind the toilet with the oops i missed part in the boys bathroom lol...
but i agree i wouldnt use it for an actual quilt