Oh, I can't believe you all hate mosquitos so much! I usually get a few each year for pets. I name them, walk them, teach them to do tricks. I also train them to do things to help out around the house like picking up the sticks in the yard, taking out the garbage, weeding the flowers, washing windows, etc. Our mosquitos are pretty big. LOLOLOL Just kidding, if I named them I'd name them things I don't like just to enjoy smushing them even more. What???? did you think I was nuts or something? LOL