Oh my gosh, Karla. Thanks for the morning laugh. The second one's my fav - I just told Six it's a movie about him! Katherine named him when she was taking French, and he has six toes on each foot - so the pronunciation is "CEASE." How appropriate is that??
I did send one cat who took things a step further to the farm. He'd start with a pat, which went to a nail hooked in my hair to pull it. If that didn't work, he'd go poop on the carpet. Uh, love my cats, but no way was I facing that at 5:30 every morning!