In that case, it's all about table runners! They only take a day or so to make, and if you can't find a use for them, somebody else can! Here's an idea--why don't I send you some of my UFos and you could just finish them up for me! I have a list as long as my arm of stuff I want to start, but I can't do it until I've finished up some of the old stuff.
Besides, it would cost a fortune to ship all the junk in my house to Guam. I have a 22-year-old daughter who's still living at home I'd sometimes like to get rid of for a little while, though!