Quick funny story and I don't want to offend any blondes, but this girl was a blonde in every way, shape and form....
Anyway...we were in KS on our way to CT on our drive cross country. We were in a coffee shop sitting with the BIL and just having a good time when the little girl says...HA WHY YA? That plate says HA WHY YA? (some people cannot pronounce Hawaii properly). So, I chuckled and decided I would have a little fun. I said Yes, that says Hawaii and that's my van. Blonde..How did you get here? Did you drive?
Me...Yup, sure did, took the Chunnel.
Blonde...Chunnel? Cool? How long did it take?
Me...Took 2 days. We had to make a reservation to go into the Chunnel because they only allow so many people each day. You drive 1/2 way thru and there's a gas station and hotel that you stay at then in the morning, you continue your drive and end up in CA.
Blonde...Really? That's too cool!
Me...Have you EVER been out of Independence, KS?
Blonde...Well, I went to Tulsa, OK once.
Me...(reeling in the big fish and trying not to laugh) Oh, you really should get out more.
Boy working with Blonde...Don't believe her, she's pulling your leg. There's no Chunnel.
Blonde...Are you playing with me?
Me...Yes, I'm sorry, thought I would have some fun.
Blonde...Ok, so, how did you REALLY get the van here.
Me...We put pontoons around it and sailed it here.
Blonde talking to boy....she's joking again, isn't she.
Boy...Yes, she is.
Me....I'm sorry. We put the van on a big ship, it sailed to CA and we flew there and picked it up.
Blonde....No way. Really? Are you joking with me again?
Me....Yes, really...that's what we did.
Blonde....I think I really need to pay more attention in school.
Me...Yes, I think that would be a good idea.
Boy whispering to me....she's a nice girl, but she's a real space case.
It was one of those things that you HAD to be there. Was priceless!! My BIL was rolling on the floor busting a gut laughing. He couldn't believe I did this all with a straight face. lmao