well, your definitely not the mouse, that's for sure.
If Mousie doesn't wear ginormous bibs when eating ribs, spaghetti, watermelon...all those drippy, ooey gooey, yummy, slurpy, delicious...um, oh yeah...
don't think there's anything wrong with you, 'cept you were so hungry, you inhaled your food before it could drip! ;)