Bearisgray - I too have a "shelf." Well, sort of...I complained about the "shelved food" problem in the office one day, and was told that "shelf" was an understatement...I had a shelving unit!!! The girl from the next cube over yells out, "Thats not a shelving unit, Thats an entertainment center!" Funny, I felt much better about things after that! My philosophy is "If I'm not wearing it, I didn't enjoy it!"