There was a quilt on display at the NW Quilt Expo last Sept. that I stood in front of and laughed out loud. And I wasn't the only one! It was titled, "Mama Said" and was filled with all of these wonderful sayings. I'll post a picture here. The sayings are too small to show up in the picture, but they surround the larger blocks. All the favorite Momisms were there. It must have been a fun quilt to make.
One of my dad's best, and oh so true: "There's a difference between a woman and a lady."