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$2.99 breakfast special....funny!!

$2.99 breakfast special....funny!!

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Old 04-02-2011, 08:40 AM
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If you are a senior you will understand this one; if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet.........God willing, someday you will be......

The 2.99 Special



We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously..

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in their shell,' my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.


DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once
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Old 04-02-2011, 08:42 AM
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Good idea!
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Old 04-02-2011, 08:48 AM
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I like it, too. Smart!
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Old 04-02-2011, 08:51 AM
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lol...perfect!
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Old 04-02-2011, 08:58 AM
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I can never come up with a 'quick' reply like that!!
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Ha ha!
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Old 04-02-2011, 11:25 AM
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I had to laugh...but that is what I would do!!
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LOL
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Rofl........ will remember that, especially as I will be a senior later this year!
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Funny and smart idea! :):)
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