Another Ole joke!!!!

Old 05-07-2012, 11:10 AM
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Default Another Ole joke!!!!

Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.
His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were
coming to Minnesota to have portraits done.

One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house. Inside was a beautiful
woman, who asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude.
This was the first time anyone had made this request of Ole.
The woman said money was no object. She was willing to pay $50,000.

Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the woman to wait while he
went in the house and conferred with Lena , his missus.
In a few minutes, he returned and said to the lady,

"Ya, shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my
socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes."
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:56 PM
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I knew that was coming!!! so cute.
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Old 05-07-2012, 01:25 PM
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Good ol' Ole!
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I didn't see that coming. That was great. Reminds me of where I grew up in Upper Michigan. The locals talked that way. We had a lot of Finnish and Polish neighbors. Life was interesting for sure.
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I didn't see that coming. Funny. Ditter--where do you find these?
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Thanks Ditter!
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Thanks Ditter! Another one to "pay forward"!
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Funny ! Gave DH and I good laugh. Thanks.
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You always find the neatest jokes, thank you for sharing.
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