Bevanger not feeling well
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Originally Posted by Jim's Gem
Originally Posted by MadQuilter
I noticed that NOBODY said they'd kiss it and make it better. :twisted:
( :mrgreen: painted yourself into a corner, lol...now pucker up :lol: )
Bev, these jokes, are so for you, when you are able to read them, sweetie!
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[quote=Mplsgirl]
seems like guys are always getting hurt in the unmentionables,
but you don't hear about butt cracks...
sorry, bun pun, intended, lol...
maybe we fall and break our butts,
cause we don't have a 'kickstand' to help cushion!
That's alright...ever sit down to eat, and flop an 'appendage' in
a hot bowl of chili? I have, lol! owcheemama!!! :lol:
I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around this mental image... were you eating your chili nekkid?
as a matter of fact, I was...pam, i'll have you know, your the reason, i'm gonna go put some draws on...dry ones! :lol::lol::lol:
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
Originally Posted by leona07
What is with us ladies??? Sounds like we all break our butts!! I was about 9 years old when I cracked my tailbone. I was on a swing set my grandpa made for me out of trees he cut down. This swing set was HUGE and you could get really high up in the air. I jumped off the swing while it was high up in the air and landed on my butt on a horse shoe!!! A million in one shot that my rear-end found that horse shoe in a field of tall grass! We had a horse shoe pit nearby, so I should have looked the area over but I was only 9 and didn't think that far ahead!!
but you don't hear about butt cracks...
sorry, bun pun, intended, lol...
maybe we fall and break our butts,
cause we don't have a 'kickstand' to help cushion!
That's alright...ever sit down to eat, and flop an 'appendage' in
a hot bowl of chili? I have, lol! owcheemama!!! :lol:
as a matter of fact, I was...pam, i'll have you know, your the reason, i'm gonna go put some draws on...dry ones! :lol::lol::lol:
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leona,...just had to read some of this thread to hubby, and he said.
"see, that just proves horseshoes ARE lucky, she landed on her butt, instead of her head."
Don't think that would have felt any better. I can't believe how many ppl, here, have cracks in their tailbones...think it's a quilting thing? We end up in pieces? lol! :roll: :lol:
"see, that just proves horseshoes ARE lucky, she landed on her butt, instead of her head."
Don't think that would have felt any better. I can't believe how many ppl, here, have cracks in their tailbones...think it's a quilting thing? We end up in pieces? lol! :roll: :lol:
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