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Thread: Blonde joke....funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with pallets of sod.



    "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1.



    "Do what?" asked Blonde #2.



    "Send my lawn out to be mowed."
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    that is too cute! I will have to share with the family!

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    I like that one! Thanks for the laugh :)

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    ROFL !!!!

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    Roflmao!!!!

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    A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.

    "I think it's got epilepsy" she tells the vet.

    Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".

    She says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".

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    Thanks for the laugh!!!

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    LOL, too cute!!

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    LMBO :D:D:D

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    If only we could (laughter). Thanks for sharing.

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    rofl

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    Very cute

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    That's awesome!!

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    I;m still laughting. lollol Barb

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    Ditter, you live close to me. Barb

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    LOL

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    LOL! Great Morning now. Thanks

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