What is Couple Sex? ----- funny
08-07-2012, 09:39 AM
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What is Couple Sex? ----- funny
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What is Couple Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was
working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a
question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,
then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking
at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
"Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will
be ready in just a couple secs.
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What is Couple Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was
working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a
question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,
then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking
at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
"Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will
be ready in just a couple secs.
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08-08-2012, 12:02 AM
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LOL! Reminds me of my BIL... he walked into the room & asked his Mom "Where did I come from?" (he was about 5 or so). She took a deep breath & told him about the birds & the bees. When she was done, he said "No, I meant which room was I in before I walked in here?"! LOL!
