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    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....



    If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.



    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'



    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.



    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.



    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.



    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)



    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least.



    Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'



    When I asked him why, he said.







    'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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    Way to funny!!! :-D :thumbup:

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    That is Fantastic....I am rolling on the floor. Thank you for sharing.

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    rofl

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    Hahahahahaha!!!!

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    I really gave my stomach muscles a work out on that one. It was so good. Now tell us we can copy it and share it with our other friends.

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    Laughter is good medicine for the soul and you sure made my funny for the day!

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    FUNNY

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    hilarious. just read it to my DH.

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    Making my stomach hurt from laughting so hard!!!!

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    That was hysterical :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    That is great!

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    ROFLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicca
    That is Fantastic....I am rolling on the floor. Thank you for sharing.
    :XD:

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnieKat
    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....



    If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.



    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'



    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.



    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.



    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.



    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)



    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least.



    Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'



    When I asked him why, he said.







    'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
    GOTTA LOVE THAT ONE

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    Funny, thanks for sharing.

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    Funny.

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    OH my goodness Too Funny

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    That is way too funny love it

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    LOL!!!! Hilarious!

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    HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Love it~!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Very funny!!

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    Thank you so much for the laugh we all needed that one.I even read it to my DH and he laughed.

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