Cute joke...
03-09-2011, 01:17 PM
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
> The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
> her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
>
> "Interesting," the newsman thought.
>
> He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a
> living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
>
> After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker
> when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in
> her 80's, a funeral director.
>
> The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
>
> She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
>
> The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
> her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
>
> "Interesting," the newsman thought.
>
> He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a
> living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
>
> After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker
> when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in
> her 80's, a funeral director.
>
> The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
>
> She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
>
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