Deer Camp
12-08-2010, 06:14 PM
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DEER CAMP
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want.".
And here I am.
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want.".
And here I am.
12-08-2010, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd
He'll probably get home just in time to accept the papers from the process server.
And likely a hit man hiding in the bushes. :evil:
Jan in VA
12-08-2010, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jan in VA
Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd
He'll probably get home just in time to accept the papers from the process server.
And likely a hit man hiding in the bushes. :evil:
Jan in VA
Hey, are you any kin to the Fields/Hatfields of WV?
Sure do sound like family...hehehe....
Certainly not one of the Byrds, they are all law and order, do things the right way and wear badges.
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