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    Old 01-26-2011, 04:27 PM
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    THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A WEST VIRGINIA GIRL

    Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
    The first man married a woman from Utah . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It
    took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from California. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
    dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
    third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from West Virginia . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
    mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
    the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see
    a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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    Old 01-26-2011, 04:28 PM
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    LOL, and an Iowa girl as well!!
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    Old 01-26-2011, 04:36 PM
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    LOve it!!!
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    Old 01-26-2011, 04:37 PM
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    OMG that was too funny!!!
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    Old 01-26-2011, 04:41 PM
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    This is great. LOL
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    Old 01-26-2011, 04:46 PM
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    I read this to my DH but put in MI girl..he laughed and agreed.
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    Old 01-26-2011, 04:48 PM
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    lol!
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    Old 01-26-2011, 06:18 PM
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    Thanks for the laff! Hope ya don't mind me passing it along to some of my friends...they'll get a kick out of it! :mrgreen:
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    Old 01-26-2011, 07:09 PM
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    LOL, thats my kinda girl,
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    Old 01-26-2011, 08:01 PM
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    Love It!!!!
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