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Old 05-14-2011, 05:19 AM
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That left me laughing..........and he IS a HUGE dog......I wish her luck.
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Old 05-14-2011, 05:29 AM
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I think that beautiful dog is needed for the Border Guards down by the Arizona or Texas Border. that is one beautiful dog. wish I had a yard for a dog that big.
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Old 05-14-2011, 05:39 AM
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I have a 75 lb mass of pure muscle named Marc. I thought he was big! He's a Staffordshire terrier mix and can easily knock me down accidently when playing---and I weigh just under 200 lbs.
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Old 05-14-2011, 05:40 AM
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Oh how funny!
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Old 05-14-2011, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Ditter43
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch below!

Dog for Sale

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
I have seen this before and love it. I would like to email it to my son who has a part Mastiff/part black Lab, but I don't know how to do the emailing. If you can help me I'd appreciate it.
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Old 05-14-2011, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by charlotte625
is that a real dog? What breed is it?
I love his name,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
lol.....Charlotte
that breed is a english mastiff. They are monstrosties. They can get over 200lbs. My cousin used to have these dogs and they are soooo sweet, only problem is if they don't really know you they will let you in the house but won't let you get out of the house. They tend to lay in front of the door and stay there until the owners get back. LOL They can be very intemidating, but I have never been scarred of them and they are great gaurd dogs.
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Old 05-14-2011, 06:12 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I need to look her up...might need him in MY neighborhood!!
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Old 05-14-2011, 07:51 AM
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oh how cute! gotta love that dog!
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:21 AM
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He IS very handsome, I'll bet he is loved very much :!: :O)
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Hey Ditter, you forgot (not really, you left it off on purpose) his Street Name. ha ha... Love it!!
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