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    Old 08-18-2010, 08:20 AM
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    LOL :thumbup:
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    Old 08-18-2010, 10:33 AM
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    You are great Ditter!
    Always bring a smile to my face!
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    Old 08-18-2010, 10:44 AM
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    Originally Posted by Ditter43
    DOG FOR SALE :


    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.


    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.
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    Old 08-18-2010, 12:34 PM
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    ROFLMBO - needed a good chuckle.
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    Old 08-18-2010, 04:52 PM
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    :D :D I just love this one! Sooo funny. :thumbup: Thanks for the laugh.
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    Old 08-18-2010, 06:12 PM
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    I've had a pretty rotten day, and reading your funnies has really helped! I can smile again!
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    Old 08-18-2010, 06:34 PM
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    Thanks !! :)
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    Old 08-19-2010, 03:20 AM
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    What a great way to start my day! Thank for the LOL this morning.
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    Old 08-19-2010, 04:32 AM
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    Really funny. Now if I can just remember it to tell to someone else! :shock:
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    Old 08-19-2010, 06:58 AM
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    So funny!!!!!! Ditter is at it again. Yea!!!!!!!!!!for Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pam
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