DonnaFreak

Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the
lesson was about.
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day , the pastor
stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday
school lesson was about.
He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."

NZquilter

That is too funny! Made me smile Thanks for sharing.

DebbieJJ

Too cute!!! Her mom must be a quilter (I know it's a joke, but still!).

annette1952

So so funny! Thanks for sharing!

M cubed

Thanks for giving me a chuckle!

mac

Here is a funny one that I saw on Pinterest:

"I am a fabricholic and I am on my way to recovery.
Just kidding, I am on my way to the fabric store."

quiltingshorttimer

great! one to share with other quilters.

zozee

Hahahahaha! Good one.

Jingle

A funny one, Cute response.

tesspug

I had to send that one to my niece. She just asked me to make her daughter a quilt for her pre-tween room. Daddy is the minister in the church.