Don't you love Maxine!

Old 04-18-2012, 09:48 AM
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Wink Don't you love Maxine!

If my body were a car.


If My Body Was a Car!
This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it,

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!

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Old 04-18-2012, 10:31 AM
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lol, aint that the truth!!
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Old 04-18-2012, 04:48 PM
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Maxine is my heroine!
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Old 04-18-2012, 05:25 PM
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I absolutely love Maxine! It's a man that writes it...he must have a dilly of a
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Old 04-18-2012, 05:29 PM
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LOL so very funny!!
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Old 04-19-2012, 03:16 AM
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I am the only one in the world - I do not like Maxine. Edie
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Old 04-19-2012, 04:13 AM
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That sounds just like me!! I love Maxine - she always hits the nail right on the head.
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Old 04-19-2012, 04:54 AM
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boy isnt that truth. lol
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Old 04-19-2012, 05:17 AM
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LOL She always tells it like it is. Thank you for sharing
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Old 04-19-2012, 05:30 AM
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Love Love Maxine ..
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