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Thread: ex wife/the pilot....very funny!!!!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

    Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather.

    Thank God our kids were with me this weekend.

    The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: she was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

    The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board.

    No one on the ground was injured.

    The photograph below was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft.

    She was very lucky.

    I don't care who you are...this was funny!!!
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    hey thats my ride lol

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    Cute!!

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    LMBO mine is a slightly older model :wink: :D:D:D

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    Yeah, it is funny!

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    LOL!!!!!

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    That is a newer model than mine!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Must have been my husband who wrote that. He always says that is my mode of transportation.

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    LOL!

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    :thumbup: :-D :thumbup:

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    My husband will enjoy your joke when I share it with him. He has his IFR rating.

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    hehehehehehe.............................

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    Mine only goes as far as the cord.

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    ROFL!!! Oh Ditter...... :D

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    Where DO you come up with these. You can always brighten my day.

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    OMgosh I purposly did not look at the photo Very funny!!!

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    Love it :thumbup:

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    Ditter, you always make us smile!

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    I love your jokes and look every day for one. Keep them coming.

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    you always make my day!Thanks for sharing!

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    If my EX wasn't dead, I'd think HE wrote that! ROLMBO!

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    You ALWAYS make my Day. Thank You!!!!!

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    "Women are angels. Break our hearts, break our wings...and we simply fly on our brooms. We're flexible that way!"
    (anonymous quote from internet)

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    still laughing. Thanks, Ditter

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    I wondered where it went as I was flying by............

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