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Thread: Five tips for a woman

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    Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.

    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.












    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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    Thanks for sharing, gave me a good chuckle!

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    Ditter-
    you have the best stories !

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    Another good one!

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    I love it. Really made me laugh!!!! :-D :thumbup:

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    Yes, keep them separate!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Awesome and hilarious.

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    Oh, Ditter, you got me, again......thanks for the chuckle!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Made me laugh out loud! Love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.

    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.












    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
    Even hubby laughed at that one!!

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    Oh, you are just too much! LOL :)
    Just called my DH in and told it to him. He is still laughing!! And he didn't even ask me where I have my other 3 hidden away.

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    Just love your chuckles, keep them coming. Really need them somedays. Thanks.

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    Sounds good to me!

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    Oh, Ditter, I laughed LOUDLY at that one.

    Lucky me, I found all that in one man...but following this advice might have made my first marriage work! Nah...

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    hehehehehehehe
    I'm very lucky, I have all of those wrapped up into one man...
    I couldn't handle anymore!!!!!????!!! LOL LOL LOL

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    Great one Ditter .... lol :)

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    Ditter - you are WAY too funny!

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    Love it, love it..

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    Keep 'em coming! You're the cream in my coffee!

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    Good one Ditter.

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    Cute :lol: Thanks for sharing

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    That was great. Made me laugh.

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    Thanks for the chuckle again. You are the best.

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    Thanks for the chuckle again. You are the best.

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