Football and the Blonde

Old 02-20-2012, 04:21 PM
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Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one the best -- because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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Old 02-20-2012, 05:06 PM
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that's cute, and i'm a blonde
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Old 02-20-2012, 05:22 PM
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Had to share that with my sports nut son!
You're right it is one of the best ever.
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Old 02-20-2012, 07:31 PM
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Good one.....

I am gonna send this to my high IQ'd blonde haired daughter.
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Old 02-22-2012, 04:22 AM
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I just woke up and was sitting here with a coffee... well I read this and the coffee went up my nose, I laughed so hard. I posted this to my fb page. Lots of blonde bashers there. LOL
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oh I'm gonna pass that on. lol
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Good one!!
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Old 02-25-2012, 01:04 AM
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Very cute and funny too.
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Old 02-25-2012, 05:48 AM
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I have got to send this to my blonde daughters. lol
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Old 02-25-2012, 06:17 AM
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Priceless. My husband loved it.
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