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Thread: Fried eggs....todays funny!!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

    The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'







    The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

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    ROFL!!!!! I love your funnies!!

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    Read this one before on a different website...but it is still funny...I can imagine my guy doing the same thing!

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    ROFL. You are way toooooooooo funny!!!

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    LOL

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    lol!

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    Cute! Cute! As always...Where DO yo get your material?

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    ROFL

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    Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    FOFL.

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    ROFL! :lol::lol::lol:

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    wasn't expecting that one...
    blindsided me...LMBO

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    That is too funny!

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    LOL :).... Thats what he gets for not letting her Drive :)

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    All too true!!! LOL

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    Your too much! ROLOL!!!!!

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    Hehehe thanks for the morning laugh. :thumbup:

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    Very Funny

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    Yae /ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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    ROFLMBO

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    paybacks are hell.........

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    My DH loved this one.

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    I always mess up the eggs ;-)

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