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Thread: A funny for all grandma's...

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    A funny for all grandma's...

    GRANDMAS ARE SMART

    I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the
    ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from
    him and I asked him not to do that.

    "Why?" my Grandson asked "Because it's been on the ground; you don't
    know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs, and
    sometimes germs make little boys sick and not feel good" I replied.

    At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and
    asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."

    I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff.
    It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let
    you be a Grandma."

    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
    pondering this new information. "Oh...I get it! He beamed, So if you
    don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa."

    "Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.

    Hope you enjoyed...
    Faye

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    That says it all!
    Enjoy that little smart guy.

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    Too Cute. Out of the mouths of Babes...LOL
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    Thanks for Sharing I love it.!!!!!!

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    I got a chuckle out of that. Thanks for sharing.

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    I cannot stop laughing
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    I love it!

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    Good for you.

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    Isn't that the truth! LOL

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    That was so funny. Kids can really come up with some witty things.

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    No truer words have ever been spoken.

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    oh, I'm sending this one to the in-laws!!
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    From the mouths of babes!!!!!! Thanks for a good laugh!

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    Funny. Enjoy your grandson. I love my three to pieces . They come up with stuff everyday. They are wonderful.
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    ROFLMAO!!!! Out of the mouths of babes.................

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    now just how precious is that... roflmao... toooo dang cute... just how old is this little guy?? cuz he sure does sound like he could be the next politican.. lolol... hugsssssssssssssss
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    I love it. Grandpa didn't think it was that funny.

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    Wonderful story thanks.

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    That is funny! Sent it to all the Grandmas I know. Thanks for sharing this - from another Wisconsinite.

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    Cute story! But I bet grandpas have to pass their own special tests!
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