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Old 12-02-2010, 02:51 PM
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disclaimer....Put down your drinks or food. I won't be responsible for your keyboard!


A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Saratoga, Wyoming . He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?' The older cowboy slowly turns his head slowly towards the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'


Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.





The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
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Old 12-02-2010, 02:53 PM
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oh lord that was gross...... but it sure was funny.
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Oh Yea Ditter. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH man now my turkey sandwhich wants to see daylight again!!!!!
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WOW! I'm still giggling!
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Old 12-02-2010, 07:19 PM
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Ditter I will never be able to eat chili WITHOUT THINKING OF THIS! Gee thanks........
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My 10 year old is still laughing!!!!!!!!!
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Ick!!!!
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I am glad I don't like chili!!! That was too funny!!
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Originally Posted by Moonpi
Ick!!!!
Ditto!!
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