Grammy Amma look at me!!!!
06-16-2009, 08:40 PM
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Then maybe a Gnome bit me while he was floundering in the tree. I am really glad there was no hidden camera in the house.
Tree on my face, cat zealously trouncing in the branches like a feral feline feverishly fighting fake foes, my arms and legs gesticulating uncontrollably in the air looking for any aid in the area. When all the dust settled the little Evil one with uncanny power for an eight-month-old kitten emerges from his imaginary theatre of war, hisses his annoyance at me and launches himself into the atmosphere on to his next invasion leaving me there to pick up the pieces of the battleground and tend my lesions.
Tree on my face, cat zealously trouncing in the branches like a feral feline feverishly fighting fake foes, my arms and legs gesticulating uncontrollably in the air looking for any aid in the area. When all the dust settled the little Evil one with uncanny power for an eight-month-old kitten emerges from his imaginary theatre of war, hisses his annoyance at me and launches himself into the atmosphere on to his next invasion leaving me there to pick up the pieces of the battleground and tend my lesions.
06-16-2009, 08:43 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You really need to send the saga of "Innocent" to a cat magazine!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
You write so well 8) 8) 8) His stories could keep you in fabric and new sewing machines for the rest of your life :wink: :wink: :wink:
You really need to send the saga of "Innocent" to a cat magazine!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
You write so well 8) 8) 8) His stories could keep you in fabric and new sewing machines for the rest of your life :wink: :wink: :wink:
06-16-2009, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by kwhite
Then maybe a Gnome bit me while he was floundering in the tree. I am really glad there was no hidden camera in the house.
Tree on my face, cat zealously trouncing in the branches like a feral feline feverishly fighting fake foes, my arms and legs gesticulating uncontrollably in the air looking for any aid in the area. When all the dust settled the little Evil one with uncanny power for an eight-month-old kitten emerges from his imaginary theatre of war, hisses his annoyance at me and launches himself into the atmosphere on to his next invasion leaving me there to pick up the pieces of the battleground and tend my lesions.
Tree on my face, cat zealously trouncing in the branches like a feral feline feverishly fighting fake foes, my arms and legs gesticulating uncontrollably in the air looking for any aid in the area. When all the dust settled the little Evil one with uncanny power for an eight-month-old kitten emerges from his imaginary theatre of war, hisses his annoyance at me and launches himself into the atmosphere on to his next invasion leaving me there to pick up the pieces of the battleground and tend my lesions.
Now ladies, it really isn't nice to make me pee myself while I'm at work. And K, Terri is absolutely right, Sweet Angel Kitty (heretofore to be referred to as SWAK) was just trying to save you from the evil mom-eating tree! Didn't you watch The Wizard of Oz?!!
06-16-2009, 10:21 PM
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Exactly! He was SAVING you from pending doom!! You wouldn't want that, now would you?
And as to his "attacking" others coming into the house, he was AGAIN, protecting you!
You just need to understand that Innocent One loves you and he just wants what is best for you! :)
And as to his "attacking" others coming into the house, he was AGAIN, protecting you!
You just need to understand that Innocent One loves you and he just wants what is best for you! :)
06-16-2009, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by amma
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You really need to send the saga of "Innocent" to a cat magazine!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
You write so well 8) 8) 8) His stories could keep you in fabric and new sewing machines for the rest of your life :wink: :wink: :wink:
You really need to send the saga of "Innocent" to a cat magazine!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
You write so well 8) 8) 8) His stories could keep you in fabric and new sewing machines for the rest of your life :wink: :wink: :wink:
:D :D :D :D
06-17-2009, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by tlrnhi
Not me!!
He was protecting you, I'm telling you! He saw those things in the tree and they told him they were going to attack you so he HAD to fight them!
He was protecting you, I'm telling you! He saw those things in the tree and they told him they were going to attack you so he HAD to fight them!
06-17-2009, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by kwhite
LOL I think I heard him saying to the window guy. "Hey bet I kin take care of du high ones fer ya. Take me wit ya pweeeeze"
06-17-2009, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by amma
Those miniature leaf gnomes can get really mean and vicious...
I am so glad that "Innocent" was there to protect you!!! 8) 8) 8)
I am so glad that "Innocent" was there to protect you!!! 8) 8) 8)
I can see him...plotting in his Evil little kitty mind...knock the tree on her...then jump on tree, as if I am rescuing, so daddy can see what a good boy I am...protecting his wife...the one that he must obey...not ME, though!!! :twisted:
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