GRANDMAS ARE SMART
10-09-2011, 08:09 PM
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Even tho Im not a grandma ...YET...this was just too cute not to share...enjoy!!
Why Grandmas Are Smart
I was out walking with my grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him andI asked him not to do that.
"Why" my grandson asked.
"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been; it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to him. "All grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a grandma."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh, I get it! He beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the grandpa."
"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.
Why Grandmas Are Smart
I was out walking with my grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him andI asked him not to do that.
"Why" my grandson asked.
"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been; it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to him. "All grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a grandma."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh, I get it! He beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the grandpa."
"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.
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