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Thread: Grandma's too funny not to share

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    I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
    'Why' my Grandson asked.
    "Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
    At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."
    I was thinking quickly and said to him, "all Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it! he beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".
    'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

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    FUNNY!!! Now truthfully -- are you the gramma or is that something you found or had sent to you?

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    Too cute! :D

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    I like this one too!!!

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    Smart boy!

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    Sweet!

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    cute!

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    That is so funny. Aren't grandkids a hoot.

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    I can hardly wait for my husband (Grandpa) to get home so I can tell him this one!!!!!!

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    I love the way kids think!

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    Exactly! It reminds me of Earl in the cartoon, Pickles.

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    That is so cute. Out of the mouths of babes. You never know what they will say next or where they get their info from.

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    That is so cute. Out of the mouths of babes. You never know what they will say next or where they get their info from.

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    So cute and really funny!

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    I love it!

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    Grandchildren are so smart! I listen to them and learn.

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    I tend to agree with your grandson. We have the 2 grandsons today while their mom is at work. They are going to go down the street and visit with their great-grandparents soon. Pop-O is oldest GS's favorite person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debbieoh
    I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
    'Why' my Grandson asked.
    "Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
    At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."
    I was thinking quickly and said to him, "all Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it! he beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".
    'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.


    The truth that comes from the mouth of babe's!

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    Cute. I love my grandsons!!

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