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Thread: Great Ideas

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    Super Member Crossstitcher's Avatar
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    Subject: Some great ideas...

    (for the uh, mentally challenged?)

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.



    2. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.



    3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



    4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.



    5. You only need two tools in life - WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.



    6. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.



    7. And... If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.



    Daily Thought:



    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    and don't forget

    If it ain't broke, fix it until it is!

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    I love this! My son is electrical/repair/general handyman and he loved it too!

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    This is great, I especially love the last one! I hope you don't mind if I share this.

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    LOL! Great hints!

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    Very cute! Thanks for sharing.

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    :lol::lol: Love this!

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    Thanks for the chuckles!

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    Thanks for the laugh :lol:

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    So funny. I love it.

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    LOL never thought of those things quite that way!!
    Thanks for the fresh out look :)

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    Cute.

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    FUNNY!

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    lol!

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    Too funny!!!! :lol:

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    Very funny.. I like it

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    Not quite the same, but along the same general lines - why does heat relax things but shrink fabric?

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