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Great Truths About Growing Old

Old 04-22-2011, 06:19 PM
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1)Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions...
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:16 PM
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to to funny, I read them aloud and everyone here is rolling
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Thanks for your posts. I needed the laughs.
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