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    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.


    yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

    One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.



    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?



    You have been with me all through the bad times.

    When I got fired, you were there to support me.

    When my business failed, you were there.

    When I got shot, you were by my side.

    When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

    When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

    You know what Martha?'



    'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.



    'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck....'

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    Uh, uh...oh no he didn't!!!!!

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    ROFLOL That is so cute & funny! LOL Thanks for sharing.

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    LOL...... I bet he had a knot on his head after that!

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    mmmm I might have had to put a kink in his tubing after that :twisted:

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    Not what I expected!! LMBO!!

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    he probably found himself back in that coma! LOL

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    That's too funny!!! :-D :-D

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    bet he doesnt have to worry about bad luck anymore..he won't come too again

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    thats a good one,...

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    Oh NO>

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    So funny!!

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    Too funny, boy he must live on the edge for sure.. :wink:

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    Unexpected ending :)

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    Good one!!!! Kink his tube!!!

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    LOL... that is funny! Thanks.

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