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Thread: gyno visit

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    A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

    'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.'

    'This one's kind of strange...'

    'Let me be the judge of that,' the doctor replied.

    'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

    'I see.'

    'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
    'That Night,' she went on, 'I went again, Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored. 'I'm scared out of my wits!'

    The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. 'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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    'You're simply going through the change!






    DON'T BLAME ME.
    I JUST FORWARD THE JOKES, I DON'T WRITE THEM!!!

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    :lol:

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    ROFL!

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    ..that's as good as it gets..

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    If only this were true...as much as I pee now that I'm going through "the change", I could retire :)

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    laughing hard
    I though for sure he was going to tell her to go again so he could get dollars :)

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    oh thats BAD!!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Ahhahaahahaha LOL :D

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    Thats a good one

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    that's a good one--get the dollars if you can.

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    Good One!

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    :-P

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    As a young 42y/o, suffering early menopause.....i loved it!!!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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