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Old 07-19-2019, 11:08 AM
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We have heat index of 109 today so I’ll start the “hot jokes” here, join in if you want to

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Birds were using pot holders to pick up worms today .....
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Old 07-19-2019, 05:08 PM
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The corn popped right on the stalk. Scared all the crows to death.
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Old 07-19-2019, 06:49 PM
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Farmers were feeding ice to the chickens so they wouldn't lay boiled eggs.
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Old 07-19-2019, 07:47 PM
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You can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
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Old 07-20-2019, 06:48 AM
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Trees are whistling for dogs to come "p" on them!
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Old 07-20-2019, 07:19 AM
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The fish Have ticks on them
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Old 07-20-2019, 07:33 AM
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Hot water comes out of both taps.
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Hotter than Hades
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Old 07-21-2019, 08:04 AM
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These are so cute!!! My brain isn't working, sorry
I'm going to erect a monument to whoever invented AC. haha!
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Carrier invented AC
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