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    Old 01-11-2012, 08:54 AM
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    A redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The redneck says:
    “I want my $20 million.”
    The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”
    The redneck said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.” Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
    The redneck, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”
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    Old 01-11-2012, 09:39 AM
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    I think so---ha ha
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    Old 01-11-2012, 09:39 AM
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    tee hee hee
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    Old 01-11-2012, 03:36 PM
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    Now that made me laugh out loud, very loud!
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    Old 01-11-2012, 04:26 PM
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    Very funny. Maybe if I win this is what I should do. NOT!
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    Old 01-11-2012, 05:29 PM
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    That is tooo funny!
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    Old 01-12-2012, 07:08 AM
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    Gotta love them rednecks. Made me laugh...
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    Old 01-12-2012, 03:34 PM
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    Needed the great laugh. Thank you
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