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Thread: I'm Gonna Be A Bear

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    Junior Member Keepmelaffn's Avatar
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    "GONNA BE A BEAR"


    In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.



    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could do with that, too.



    When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.



    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.



    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS that you wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.



    Yup, gonna be a bear!

    :thumbup:

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    lol :)

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    Now I have learned what a bear is and does....lol....doesnt sound too bad..you might have company. lol

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    Great one!!

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    Yep, me too!
    Jan in VA

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    Wow! Guess there are times when I'm already a bear...

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    I will join you.

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    you betcha, i'm gonna be a bear. they are cuddly too, if you can get close enough to cuddle one. Not that i have, LOL
    I'm gonna be a bear. :)

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    That sounds perfect :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Sounds good to me!!!

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    Me too!

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    I've already got # 1, 4, and 5 !

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    This is cute

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    lol!

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    yeah, i'm already a bear!

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    I'm in!

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    LOL

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    sounds good

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    I'm definitely coming back as a bear!

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    me too!! :-)

    Cynthia

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    I could live like that

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    How very funny!!!

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    LOVE IT... thays my next life 4 sure !!!!

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    I'm with you...
    Sure hope I learned to like fish by then..berries aren't available all the time!

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    Sounds good to me!!! LOL :thumbup:

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