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Thread: JOKE: The Bass Boat

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    JOKE: The Bass Boat

    A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
    He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,


    "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
    float a boat within 100 miles of here."

    He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

    His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
    the wife and asks where his brother is.

    She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
    pointing to the field behind the house.

    The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
    brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
    bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
    He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

    His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

    His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama
    a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
    I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"
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    LOL really enjoyed this posting, can't wait to tell my husband when he gets home.

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    that is cute thanks for starting the day with a good laugh.

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    Soooooooooo funny!!!

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    love it, cute!!!!!

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    Funny!!! I love regional jokes.
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    This is a true story my late husband worked at a sports shop in Candler NC. He had a man & his wife that shopped there. The owners Mom lived next door to them. the family was all visiting wone weekend and they looked out, the window and there sitting in their big ole boat was Laticia & Bubba beer in one hand rods in the other. She had on a bikini. They were drunks as skunks having a good ole time. This was the truth. They took pics.

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    OOOOOOHHHH HA HA HA! This was soooo funny I showed it to DH and he's still laughing!!!

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    OMG. I think I know some of these people! ROFLOL...

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    I just sent this to my SIL whose family is from Alabama.
    If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

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    Very funny!!!! LOL!!!

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    oh, I like it!

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    Great joke. Thanks.

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