butterflywing

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and
learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career".

T-Bones mom

I liked that!!!

kathy

ROFLMAO

prairiequeen

Can't wait till hubby comes home for a coffee break so I tell him that one.

CoyoteQuilts

Really good!

dglvr

Hahahaha Thanks for the funny :D

litacats

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

sewmuchmore

Good one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tink's Mom

Thanks for the laugh....I'm going to the hospital in a few minutes to have them mash my boobs ;-) . How do you get them to understand that they are not able to go flat as a pancake?

lawsonmugs

Good luck Tink's Mom. good girl for going. This was a good joke going to my daughters for candle party ( all women) TONIGHT. I KNOW THEY WILL BE ROARING. THANKS MARY