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Thread: JOKE: How Is Norma?

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    How is Norma?

    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

    The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

    The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302.."

    The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

    After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

    The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.God bless you for the good news."

    The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

    The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me s**t."

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    I love it!!! I needed a good laugh and I thank you for providing it!

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    My husband goes to St. Joseph's Hospital to have his "port flushed" every 6-8 weeks and we always bring a joke to the Infusion Department (oncology chemo) and this one will crack them all up!

    Thank you! Edie

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    great idea, Norma! I'll have to remember that one :D

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninnie
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    ninnie, do you rate these by smiley faces? is this a 5-face joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    amma, is this a 6-face joke?


    EDIT: is there a way to quote 2 different people in one window?

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    Well, no, I just hit it until my finger stops all on it's own! :D
    There is no rhyme or reason to me :roll: :roll:

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    I love it. You made my laugh out loud.

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    Funny, but useful, too! I'll have to remember that one.

    Yes, there's a way to quote more than one person. I'll PM you how.

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    Oh how I wish you were my neighbor, just reading your post's keep me laughing, thank you so much for keeping us all in stitches!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by julia58
    Oh how I wish you were my neighbor, just reading your post's keep me laughing, thank you so much for keeping us all in stitches!!!!
    Virginia? you never know :wink:

    edited to say i love williamsburg, too :lol: :lol:

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    Oh Butterflywing, That's a very good one, started off my day with a good laugh.

    You know, there is some real truth in that story, patients are usually in the dark about the status of their health. May in Jersey

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    oops! My finger got stuck! :wink:

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    Loved it!!

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    good one :D :D :D

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    Hope this one is just as funny as the last one:

    Three women, two younger, and one Senior Citizen, were sitting in a sauna.

    Sunddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

    The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

    A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

    When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

    The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressicve. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

    She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

    The older woman finally said..........."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax.

    Happy Tuesday! Edie

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    Hysterical!

    Quote Originally Posted by ERhausfrau
    Hope this one is just as funny as the last one:

    Three women, two younger, and one Senior Citizen, were sitting in a sauna.

    Sunddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

    The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

    A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

    When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

    The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressicve. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

    She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

    The older woman finally said..........."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax.

    Happy Tuesday! Edie

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    gooder!

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