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Thread: JOKE: Speeding in Idaho

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    SPEEDING IN IDAHO


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    A Boise, Idaho policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.


    (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

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    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Moscow, Idaho. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

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    A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Idaho State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Idaho State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

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    Thank you these were good.

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    Those are so funny. Thanks

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    ROFLMBO

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    love em

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    Seen it before, thanks for sharing! Needed the funny. =)

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    Very funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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    Pepsi spit all over computer screen, keyboard and mouse!!
    That was really, really good!

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    Funny!!

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    Thanks! I needed a good laugh! :thumbup:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    One to share! LOL

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    Loved 'em! Good thing I didn't read that first one back when I was unemployed. I wonder if there's any law against it? Hmmmm....

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    he-he-he-he-he.Loved the last one

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    thanks

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    Those are so funny. Thanks.

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    LOL, I REALLY loved the last one!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    ROFLMBO

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    ROFLOL...

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