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Thread: JOKE: Things That Tick Dogs Off

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    From Your Dog - Things That Tick Me Off!!


    1.Blaming your farts on me... not funny.

    2.Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

    3.How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat?)

    4.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. (Exactly whose walk is this anyway?)

    5.Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it.

    6.Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

    7.Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    8.How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, your just jealous.

    9.Dog sweaters. Have you noticed my fur?

    10.Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    11.When you insist on picking up the piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    12.Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there.

    13.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    14.Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?

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    lol....those are funny ;D

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    LMBO

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    LOL Will keep these in mind with Mortimer!

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    Very funny

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    Funny - laughed all the way through it.

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    lol

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    DH and I are reading these together, Bw.
    We laughed hardest at #8 + #11...guess who laughed at what??? :lol:

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    not too hard. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    ROTFLMBO!

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    Funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    too funny...as I try holding my sides and typing LMBO :D I have 3 dogs and a cat. LOL Gotta laugh at what Miss Mousie said too.... can just picture them reading and laughing together. :) THank you for posting a great laugh for us :D

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    That is so funny! I think every dog we had was thinking all those things! Loved the one about returning to the vet after the "big snip". We had to fight with each dog every time we returned to the vet just to get them in the building. They all were smart enough to know where we were when we pulled into the parking lot.

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    Very funny, but all your stuff is. I can hear my dogs saying a couple of those.

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    Hilarious!

    Quote Originally Posted by Linda - K.
    We had to fight with each dog every time we returned to the vet just to get them in the building.
    I've often thought we could get hilarious video by putting a camera outside the door and in the waiting room of my Dad's animal hospital. . .

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