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Old 02-15-2010, 01:34 PM
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This was simply too much of a timesaver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!


5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.



7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Yours Sincerely,


The Dog
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:41 PM
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That is a good one!!! That dog is smart!!
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:48 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was great!! I might possibly use this in the future! HAHA! :)
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Old 02-15-2010, 02:45 PM
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I love it that is so funny.
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Old 02-15-2010, 07:05 PM
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Oh my, so funny. Thanks for my daily laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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OMGoodness! Don't let my cat loving dau & DGD see this. I think it's hilarous though.
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LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! i am rolling on the floor, that is good
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Old 02-15-2010, 10:57 PM
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That is so hilarious! I'm going to bring it to work tomorrow & I'm sure it'll be a hit. Thanks for sharing.
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I am dying here!!LM*O
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Very Funny!! Poor kitty..................
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