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Thread: JOKE;: The Vacation

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Jan 2008
    currently central new jersey
    Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
    shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

    Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down
    and tells her she isn't going.

    Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the
    bar drinking a glass of wine.

    "Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into
    letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I was
    sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands
    over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

    I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.
    He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with
    perfume, had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over............On the
    bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the
    bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."

    So here I am.

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    Super Member Minda's Avatar
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    Nov 2006
    Central PA
    This is hilarious. I look for your jokes every day. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Senior Member Rachel's Avatar
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    Sep 2009
    LOVE IT!!!! HA HA!!! Smart woman. tee hee

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    Super Member beachlady's Avatar
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    Feb 2008
    I love it too!!!! Still laughing!

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    Super Member Lisanne's Avatar
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    Jun 2009
    East Coast
    LOL, good for Mary!

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