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Thread: Just following instructions --- funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie Watson
    after many times reading last line still didnt get it
    The doctor suggests that I do something sexy to attract her.

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    Too funny!

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    My husband, the John Deere expert, thought this was hilarious!

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    Funny. My favorite ever!!!

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    Funny! I had to share this one!

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    That brought tears to my eyes and my husband laughed out loud!! We're from Texas and live in Kentucky...didn't have to read the last line slowly or out loud!!!

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    That's a good one!!!!

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    I got it. To funny

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by shawnemily
    I'm glad I wasnt drinking when I read it or I would have been snortin pepsi too!!! LOL
    Glad I finished my Pepsi last night! :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomomquilter
    hahahahahaha,OMG!! :P :P :thumbup:

    where in the world do you girls get these funnies??
    Who cares? They make great day-brighteners! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Thanks so much for that one :lol:

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    ROLF just picturing poor kitty.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd
    [email protected]@ Just reading it made me snort out some of the pepsi I'd just sucked up through a straw. Missed the keyboard, but my cat peeled off my lap so fast he dug in his claws...

    Poor guy, wonder what his wife will think of his new "dance"?

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    hilarious

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    :-D

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    LOL made my day. Thanks

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