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The Lawnmower......funny for Tuesday

Old 08-10-2010, 08:03 AM
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A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.


'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.

'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'

The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'

The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'

The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope long enough and the cussin part will come back to ya!
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:16 AM
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:lol::lol::lol:
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:56 PM
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LOL!
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Old 08-10-2010, 03:05 PM
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I just emailed this to my pastor sister-in-law she will love it
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:56 PM
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:D This is a great one! :D I can so relate to a mower that refuses to start. It does make you either spit out a row of bad words or makes you want to real bad! :wink:
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Thanks for the Laugh !! :)
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Old 08-11-2010, 08:43 AM
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Funny, thanks for the laugh.
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