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Old 10-09-2009, 12:19 PM
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How is Norma?

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302.."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me s**t."
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Old 10-09-2009, 12:27 PM
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I love it!!! I needed a good laugh and I thank you for providing it!
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:06 PM
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My husband goes to St. Joseph's Hospital to have his "port flushed" every 6-8 weeks and we always bring a joke to the Infusion Department (oncology chemo) and this one will crack them all up!

Thank you! Edie
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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great idea, Norma! I'll have to remember that one :D
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:29 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Originally Posted by Ninnie
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ninnie, do you rate these by smiley faces? is this a 5-face joke?
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Originally Posted by amma
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
amma, is this a 6-face joke?


EDIT: is there a way to quote 2 different people in one window?
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Well, no, I just hit it until my finger stops all on it's own! :D
There is no rhyme or reason to me :roll: :roll:
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I love it. You made my laugh out loud.
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