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Thread: Looking your age

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    Super Member grammyp's Avatar
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    I found this while cleaning out my e-mails. Though you all might like a chuckle.


    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

    WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS Pauline , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALDING,

    WRINKLED FACED,

    FAT,

    GRAY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT,

    KNOW IT ALL,

    ASKED,

    "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

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    ROTFLMBO! Great!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Chin hit the floor!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nursie76
    ROTFLMBO! Great!
    Ditto!

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    Oh my....Ended differently than I would have guessed. SOooo cute.
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    Was NOT expecting that!!!
    Good one!!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA OMG that's a good one!!!
    That would send me off a cliff if it happened to me lol

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    HAHA !!!!

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    LSHIPMP!

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    If his fingers would have been in my mouth at the time, I think I would have BIT them! Hard!

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    Oh that made me gasp! That would be the worst thing ever!!

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    rofl, thanks for sharing with us, good laugh

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    What a great way to start the morning!

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    Ya know, I met an old boyfriend a week or so ago.
    He was such a pathetic wreck that I could barely convince myself that he was "THE ONE" all those 45 years ago. In fact, I went out of my way to make sure he did not see ME, just in case he thought the same thing!!

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    That was a good one, :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Brilliant. Still laughing.

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    I guess You NEVER assume. :roll: :roll:
    This one really caught me off guard HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    So funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    I wondered why you were going off on him. The NERVE :hunf:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ann clare
    Brilliant. Still laughing.
    Exactly, and I'm still laughing, too!

    And, yes, I've been there. I keep thinking all these gray and white-haired people are older than I am (50) - and some of them a years younger.

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    That is so funny!! My DH and I often compare! He will love this one!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :D :D :D

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